Wednesday, November 29, 2006
These Predictions are 100% Reliable
"Well," you may be thinking, "It's great to know that Auburn will eventually own the Iron Bowl series. When will Tommy Tuberville pass Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno as the winningest coach in Division I-A college football history?" Tubbs has 95 wins right now, and JoePa, who will probably pass Bowden (364) in the next year or two, has 362. JoePa is already 79, but I can't see him retiring until he is at least 90. By that time, Tuberville will be 63. Let's assume for simplicity's sake that the two coaches stay even until JoePa retires/dies.
If Tuberville loses more than four games in consecutive years, Auburn alumni would probably kick him out of office. That won't happen, since Tuberville and Borges are a force that can only be stopped by inept defensive coordinators. Just to be safe, let's say he only wins eight games a year for the rest of his career. In that case, Tuberville would need 34 years to pass Joe Paterno's record. So when Tubbs is 97 in 2051, he'll be the winningest coach ever with over 450 wins. I hope I'm alive to witness the achievement and yell "I told you so!" at passers-by.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Bowl Predictions - Week 7 (I think)
Ohio state has locked up a spot in the title game, and if USC wins they weekend like they should, they'll remain #2 and go to the title game. The Rose gets the first two picks in compensation for losing both their teams. The easy pick is Michigan. The second pick isn't as easy - they basically have two options:
1) Take Notre Dame, who just lost big to USC and lost big to Michigan already
2) Take a second team from the SEC, like LSU
Honestly, I think both will sell plenty of tickets. LSU fans are high off their win over Arkansas. It's not exactly every day either ND or a SEC team goes to the Rose - neither set has been there since the 40's. I hope against hope the Rose tries to produce a good football matchup and takes LSU.
Next is the Sugar, which needs an opponent for the SEC champion (either Arkansas or Florida). I like Notre Dame here if the Rose doesn't take them.
After that is the Orange, which needs an opponent for the ACC champion. The only teams left to pick at this point are the two remaining auto-bids: the winner of the Big East (either Rutgers or Louisville) and Boise State. The Orange will likely take the Big East champ, leaving Boise State to play the Oklahoma-Nebraska winner in the Fiesta.
The Rose is where this whole thing hinges. If they take Notre Dame (or someone else besides LSU, basically) then the Sugar will probably wind up with the Big East champ, allowing the Orange to take LSU or some such. In any scenario, the Fiesta goes last, meaning they get Boise State. (I'm all for mid-majors getting chances in the BCS, but that Utah team in 2004 was scary good. Boise State, not so much.)
Other games of note:
Cotton: I'm tentatively sending Auburn out here, but the Cotton is always reluctant to pick teams from that far east. They may take Arkansas if they are available (like if Tennessee or Auburn were taken in the Capitol One).
Holiday: This is usually a good game, but this year, the Pac-10 team brings the rushing offense (relatively) and the Big 12 team bring the West Coast style offense? WTF, mate?
Emerald and MPC Computers: FSU and Miami play on a baseball field and the blue turf! My schadenfraude knows no bounds here.
Also, Kansas, Rice, and Kentucky all making bowls? Mama mia, what a year!
Monday, November 27, 2006
CFP, Week 14
The Final Countdown
"McFadden, Jones, and Monk will destroy the Tiger defense and prepare for a showdown with the Gators in Atlanta." Well, McFadden and Jones certainly showed up. The Razorbacks actually lost due to the inefficiency of quarterback Casey Dick. I'm still trying to figure out why Arkansas tried four consecutive pass plays. I guess that's why it pays to have a balanced offense.
"I think the Yellow Jackets have a little more incentive, don't you?" Tech turned in a performance against Georgia that was just as uninspired as Auburn's. As a result, they lost.
"The luck of the Irish will overcome USC's 31-game home win streak, and it will be beautiful." None of my predictions were more off than this one. USC dominated Notre Dame with the arms of John David Booty, Steve Smith, and Dwayne Jarrett. The Irish secondary looked awful, and Brady Quinn's response to the Trojan offense, while impressive, was not enough.
Now that those are out of the way, it's time for me to make some more ridiculous predictions (all times Eastern):
The ACC Championship, Wake Forest vs. Georgia Tech (ABC, 1 PM): Calvin Johnson has been shut down all year, and Reggie Ball hasn't done too well without him. Wake Forest hasn't put up many points either this year. I'm expecting a close defensive struggle. Neither team will score more than thirty points, but it's impossible to pick the winner. No one seems to want the ACC title this year.
The Army/Navy game (CBS, 2:30 PM): Looking at their records and common opponents, I'd put money on Navy. Will these two teams will ever matter again nationally? Nope. I'm predicting the announcers will use the word "tradition" at least thrice during the broadcast.
USC at UCLA (ABC, 4:30 PM): USC returns to the Rose Bowl nearly eleven months after Vince Young denied them a second straight national championship. UCLA almost upset Notre Dame at home, but USC just smashed Notre Dame, so that doesn't mean much. The Trojans will win, but I will get my hopes up anyway and spend the entire game yelling at the television.
The SEC Championship, Florida vs. Arkansas (CBS, 6 PM): Will Arkansas rebound from a close loss to LSU? Will Florida rebound from a string of flat offensive performances? Both will probably happen, making this matchup the best game of the day. I'm pulling for Florida for the sake of BCS controversy, but the Razorbacks will probably be so upset about last week that they'll win.
Rutgers at West Virginia (ESPN, 7:45 PM): Both of these teams lost to lackluster opponents last week. If Rutgers wins, they get a BCS bid. If Rutgers loses, Louisville gets it. Thankfully, the nation is disinterested in the Big East again. I can now refocus my slander efforts on the Pac-10.
The Big 12 Championship, Oklahoma vs. Nebraska (ABC, 8 PM): Texas gave away the Big 12 South, so now Oklahoma gets to play the Cornhuskers in what may be the most interesting Big 12 Championship this decade. I'm predicting Oklahoma to win, but that's only because I'm feeling too lazy to look into the statistics.
Finally, why doesn't the Big Ten pick up Notre Dame and split into divisions? (Sure, the Pac-10 and Big East don't have them, but they both play a full round-robin schedule. You don't need a championship to decide who's the best when everyone plays everyone else.) The Irish already play four Big Ten teams a year. They'd have to give up their service academy/bottom of the Pac-10 schedule, but they could still play USC every year.
Oh man, it's the last week of the regular season. I wish it hadn't come so soon. Soak it up while you can!
Saturday, November 25, 2006
I have no words...
Ball (Passing): 6/22 for 46 yards, 0 TD, 2 INT
Ball (Rushing): 11 carries, -10 yards, -0.9 ypc, 1 fumble
Johnson (Receiving): 2 catches, 18 yards
Team: 4/14 on 3rd down
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Your Turkey Weekend Viewing Guide
As I mentioned, we have BC-Miami tonight on ESPN for the usual Thursday night time slot. You'll probably see that Doug Flutie hail mary about 20 times, but that aside BC shouldn't need any miracles against a down-and-out Miami team.
Since there's games on Friday and Saturday, I'll do a double feature for them. Since I'm at home, this'll reflect games shown here, but times will still be Eastern.
Friday, noon - Texas A&M @ Texas (ABC): If there were at Kyle Field, I might give the Aggies a chance. Otherwise, Texas should roll. But what a way to start off the day!
2:30 - LSU vs. Arkansas (CBS): Doesn't count for the SEC standings, but possibly were the SEC stands in terms of BCS bids. LSU might be able to sow one up if they win, but it looks better if Arkansas heads into the SEC title game with 1 loss.
3:30 - Colorado @ Nebraska (ABC): Nothing at stake here, Huskers roll.
Oregon @ Oregon State (FSN): The Civil War has some bowl position at stake here - OSU has proven to be the better team since their victory over USC. A win or loss for either team doesn't effect USC that much.
9:00 - Fresno St. @ Louisiana Tech (ESPN2): Uh, okay. I think this was schedule back when no one had any idea Fresno St. would suck as badly as they do this year.
Saturday, noon:
- Florida @ Florida State (ABC): FSU lost 30-0 to Wake a couple weeks ago at Doak Campbell. Is there really anything else to say here?
- South Carolina @ Clemson (ESPN): It's been a relatively disappointing season for both these teams. Clemson looked like a legit top-10 contender after destroying GT, but got destroyed themselves @VPI. South Carolina lacks a signature win this season, and I have my doubts they'll be able to get it in Death Valley.
- USF @ West Virginia (ESPN2): Uh, okay.
2:30 - Oklahoma @ Oklahoma St. (FSN): This is one of those throw-out-the-record book rivalries. Always at stake and always insane. Does OU still remember the 2001 season, where a 4-7 OSU team beat Oklahoma? OSU is 6-5 this year, but they always get up for this game (to continue using bad cliches).
3:30:
- Georgia Tech @ Georgia (CBS): Hopefully we'll run all over them like they're Wake Forest or Maryland or somebody.
I'll serenade you with some songs. The second two correspond to the two played in the video.
To hell, to hell with Georgia!
To hell, to hell with Georgia!
To hell, to hell with Georgia!
The cesspool of the South!
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Oh well, it's.....
Up with the White and Gold
Down with the Red and Black
Georgia Tech is out for a victory
We'll drop our battle axe on Georgia's head
When we meet her our team is sure to beat her!
And down on the farm there'll be no sound
'Till our bow-wows rip through the air!
And after the battle, Georgia's team will be found
With the Yellow Jackets swarming 'round!
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I'm a Ramblin Wreck from Georgia Tech and a helluva engineer
A helluva, helluva, helluva eingeer
Like all the jolly good fellows
I drink my whiskey clear
I'm a Ramblin Wreck from Georgia Tech and a helluva engineer
Oh, I wish I had a daughter sir
I'd dress her in the White and Gold
Put her on the campus to cheer the brave and bold
But if I had a son sir
I'd tell you what he'd do
He'd yell, "TO HELL WITH GEORGIA" like his daddy used to do!
Oh, I wish I had a barrel of rum and sugar three thousand pounds
A college bell to put it in, a clapper to stir it 'round
I'd drink to all the jolly good fellows who come from far and near
'Cause a I'm a ramblin', gamblin', HELLUVA ENGINEER, HEY! - Louisville @ Pittsburgh (ESPN): Pitt isn't horrible this year, but they're not good either and UL should win this one going away.
6:00 - Arizona St. @ Arizona (FSN): Each of these teams has had their ups and downs this year, but this is always a pretty decent game, and with each team at 6-5, this year should be no exception.
7:45 - Wake Forest @ Maryland (ESPN): This for all the ACC Atlantic marbles. I think I spelled it out below, but I'll do it again: If Wake wins, they're in. If those lose, then if BC wins tonight they're in. If BC loses, then and only then could UMD go.
8:00 - Notre Dame @ USC (ABC): This is always one of those where I'm not sure who to root for. USC does have the song girls, and a USC loss to ND doesn't help anyone. For maximum BCS chaos, USC needs to beat ND but lose to UCLA, which knocks both USC and ND out of the title game picture (though their loss to Michigan really hurts ND's chances anyway).
That's all folks. I hope you enjoy your turkey tonight and give some thanks. I don't really recommend shopping tomorrow because, after all, it's cold, the traffic is bad, and hey, there's football on!
And TO HELL WITH GEORGIA!
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Bowl Predictions, Week 6
Imagine the expected OSU-USC matchup shakes out. The Rose gets the first two picks, so naturally they take Michigan first. But who else does the Rose pick? The SEC title game loser? If that's Arkansas, they would probably get hammered in the polls. If West Virginia beats Rutgers, I think the Rose wants a conference champion, and they can get that in WVU. (Of course, what the rose really wants is OSU-USC, but oh well.)
So the next to pick is the Sugar. The Sugar gets UF as the SEC title game winner. Notre Dame is still available, so the Sugar picks them.
Next is the Orange, and this is where it gets interesting. Provided Boise State beats Nevada, they get a BCS bid. Since none of the bowls actually want Boise St., they will fall all the way to the Fiesta. Auburn is currently 12th in the BCS standings, and at 10-2 they meet both of the criteria for at-large selection. Ahead of them are the following teams likely to lose in the next few weeks (whereas Auburn is done): LSU, Arkansas, and Notre Dame. ND won't fall that far when/if they lose this weekend, whereas LSU probably will (3rd loss) and Arkansas will face the usual title-game loser curse. Based on what I've said, the Orange could select from a pool of Arkansas, Louisville, Boise State, Auburn, and maybe Oklahoma. If I'm a bowl game committee chairman, I want people in the seats, so I want a SEC team. Arkansas is far away and will be coming off a loss, whereas Auburn is closer and just beat their arch-rival. Auburn is not likely to fall any further despite not playing. (Especially if UF wins the SEC title.)
As usual, I refuse to predict Tech to win the ACC, though I like our chances.
I'm pleasantly surprised by the number of eligible teams this year - especially from the Big 12 and SEC, which I thought might not make it. The Big 12 even has an extra team this year, and plus their weakness sorta helps them (in the sense they won't get 2 BCS bids). The Big Ten will fall short, but Cincinnati should be able to go to the Motor City, and Washington State isn't that far away from Boise.
Anyway, I'm tired and sick and heading back to Madison later today. And To Hell With Georgia.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
CFP, Week 13
Saturday, November 18, 2006
THWG
Ehren and I, of course, go to GT (as does Will). Tito goes to Auburn, but they're rivals with UGA, too, and UGA knocked them out of a BCS at-large bid. So while they may lack the "Clean Old Fashioned Hate", there's certainly plenty to be bitter about.
There were several rivalry games played today. OSU beat Michigan, USC beat Cal, Tennessee beat Vandy, UNC beat NCSU, Purdue beat Indiana, Northwestern beat Illinois, Kansas beat Kansas State, Washington beat Washington St., and, last but definitely not least, Auburn beat Alabama (woo!).
Also, speaking of rivalries, apparently Duke-GT used to be big back in the day. Of course, GT used to have huge rivalries with other old foes that lasted longer than the Duke thing did. Schools like Tennessee, Alabama, and Auburn used to appear on the GT schedule every fall, but no more, killed initially by joining the ACC and then in the late 80's when another conference game was added. Alas. But, hey, GT did play Auburn in 2003 and 2005, and has a series coming up against Alabama in a few years...
Rece Davis apparently said that Colonel Reb is no longer crying, hooray Internet memes! And of course, Ole Miss still blew it in the end.
Who wants to win the ACC Atlantic? No one, apparently. Maryland's luck ran out and they lost to BC, but Wake lost to a rejuvenated (and still dirty) Virginia Tech. Wake still controls their own destiny, but if they lose, all then things get interesting. Here's the lowdown:
Wake plays @Maryland and BC plays @Miami. If Wake wins, it's over, as they hold all tiebreakers. If Wake Forest loses and Boston College loses, then Maryland goes to Jacksonville. If Wake loses and BC wins, then BC goes to JAX.
Speaking of Miami....I guess they really don't want to go to Boise. They lost to UVA, which means they're 5-6. How the mighty have fallen. And that fall started with that splendid victory by GT last year at the Orange Bowl....
With the Rutgers loss, things just got a lot more interesting in the Big East. If WVU wins out, they should have a BCS advantage over Louisville, otherwise, who knows? I'm not even in a position to speculate about the BCS right now. Here's my wild-ass guess to close out the night:
1. Ohio State
2. USC
3. UF
4. ND
5. Arkansas
The wild-cards are West Virginia and Michigan. The computers loved Michigan due to their schedule (there are 2 teams out there whose only losses are to Michigan), and losing to a 12-0 team doesn't really hurt you that much, but the loss in and of itself does. The question is- how much does that loss hurt, exactly? We'll find out tomorrow. And then I'll do my bowl predictions, if I have time.
Also, since there's a good number of games on Friday due to Thanksgiving, expect a post about those too. Later!
Friday, November 17, 2006
Football on TV This Weekend
Now, take a deep breath, and let's do this thing. All times Eastern and reflect the games being shown on the Georgia Tech Cable Network.
Noon:
- Maryland @ Boston College (ESPN): BC desperately needs a win against one of the ACC's luckiest teams.
- Michigan St. @ Penn St. (ESPN2): The Fightin' John L. Smiths try to save their season, but it's probably too late, and PSU will rally behind a returned JoePa.
- Oklahoma @ Baylor (FSN): Sooners have nothing to worry about here.
- Buffalo @ Wisconsin (ESPNU): Once again, why?
- Miami @ UVA (LF ACC): Miami should win here, as but UVA is also trying to salvage a decent season.
3:30:
- Michigan @ Ohio State (ABC)
- Auburn @ Alabama (CBS): War Damn Eagle
- Kansas St. @ Kansas (FSN): Can K-State keep the momentum going heading into Lawrence. Or will the Mangino prevail?
7:00 - Virginia Tech @ Wake Forest (ESPN2): Wake Forest needs the win here, lest Maryland pass them. VPI wants to continue to salvage their season. I like Wake, though.
7:30 - USF @ Louisville (ESPNU): BIG EAST BATTLE!@#%$!
7:45 - Rutgers @ Cincinnati (ESPN): It's Big East night on the ESPN family of networks! Rutgers should roll.
8:00 - California @ USC (ABC): I want Cal to win anyway, and not just to cause a Mich-OSU rematch. The Cal Drinking Song is probably the best post-3rd quarter tradition, ever.
10:15 - UCLA @ ASU (FSN): Uh, why is this being broadcast? At least the crowd has some talent to scope out.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
It's the End of the Season as We Know It
Tennessee at Vanderbilt (11/18, 12:30 PM, ESPN Plus): The Commodores pulled off an upset last season, their first win in the series in twenty-two years. Vanderbilt hasn't beat Tennessee twice in a row since the 1920s. I don't expect that streak to end any time soon.
Michigan at Ohio State (11/18, 3:30 PM, ABC): As good as Michigan is, they won't beat Ohio State in this year's "Game of the Century": "Judgment Day". The real shame is that the loss will prevent the Wolverines from reaching the title game. Because they will be idle, Michigan will be passed by whoever emerges victorious from #3-#8. None of those teams deserve it more, but that's the way the BCS cookie crumbles.
Auburn at Alabama (11/18, 3:30 PM, CBS): Thankfully, there is now nothing to distract Auburn from their trip to Tuscaloosa. I'm kind of scared that the Tigers could blow it anyway, considering how bad they looked against Georgia last weekend. Will Cox duplicate last Saturday's "which team is which?" performance? Doubtful. Plus, there's no way I could pick the Tide with a clear conscience. Let's make it five in a row, Tuberville!
I hope these guys need their paper bags again when Auburn comes to town.
California at USC (11/18, 8 PM, ABC): As much as I want it to happen, I don't think California's going to beat USC. The Bears are coming off a devastating loss to Arizona. Even though a win would mean the first Rose Bowl trip for the school since the 50s, I don't think the motivation will be enough to overcome USC's frustrating luck.
Texas A&M at Texas (11/24, 12 PM, ABC): With Texas' starting quarterback injured and their defense in a slump, this year is the best shot the Aggies have had at beating their long-time rivals in a while. I'm tempted to predict an upset here, but A&M hasn't been able to win close games this season (see Texas Tech, Oklahoma, and Nebraska). What the heck. I'll pick the Aggies anyway.
LSU at Arkansas (11/24, 2:30 PM, CBS): LSU was barely held off at Auburn, trounced at Florida, and last-minute victorious at Tennessee. I'm hoping they'll improve to 2-2 away in Fayetteville, but there is too much riding on this one for the Razorbacks to falter. They are the real deal, folks. McFadden, Jones, and Monk will destroy the Tiger defense and prepare for a showdown with the Gators in Atlanta.
Florida at Florida State (11/25, 12 PM, ???): Last year's matchup was an embarrassment to the Seminoles, and this year won't be much different. Now that Jeff Bowden has resigned, Florida State can work towards winning this rivalry by the end of the decade. They might as well start Saturday.
Georgia Tech at Georgia (11/25, 3:30 PM, ???): Georgia's win at Auburn was probably the worst thing that could have happened to the Yellow Jackets. The Bulldogs will carry the rivalry momentum back to Athens with high hopes to recover an awful season. However, Tech hasn't won for five years straight and is on its way to an ACC championship. I think the Yellow Jackets have a little more incentive, don't you? Nick and Ehren, I hope you enjoy the win!
Notre Dame at USC (11/25, 8 PM, ABC): The privilege of closing the "four-peat" (actually, "'two-out-of-three'-peat") door on the Trojans will be reserved for Notre Dame. Brady Quinn is going to use Army as a warm-up for his destruction of USC's defense. Touchdown Jesus is going to fly from his end zone in South Bend to get revenge for last year's "Bush Push" nonsense. The luck of the Irish will overcome USC's 31-game home win streak, and it will be beautiful.
I'll be back in two weeks to see how wrong I was and offer my thoughts on Rutgers/West Virginia and the conference championships. Enjoy these matchups while you can. After that, it's another month until the good bowl games, then eight months until college football returns. Dang.
CFP, Week 12
Six gimmees this weekend: Wisconsin/Buffalo, Navy/Temple, Georgia Tech/Duke, Boise State/Utah State, BYU/New Mexico, and LSU/Ole Miss. Close matchups to watch: Pittsburgh is picked over West Virginia by the tip of a nose, Cincinnati is not that far behind 10-0 Rutgers, and Wake Forest has only a slight edge on Virginia Tech, even with the home field bonus. Oh, and Ohio State is up 9.3 points on Michigan. Just thought I'd throw that in there.
You can read the rest of the predictions of Tito's system at http://tito.asimweb.org/cfp/week12.html. Here's hoping the last four weeks of the season are kind to the CFP's record.
Monday, November 13, 2006
On Notice!
Auburn, Texas, and Cal - You all lost, ending any chance of playing for the title.
FSU - Losing by 30 at home to anyone is embarassing.
Offense in the SEC - When the Fightin' McFaddens of Arkansas are the closest thing you have to a high-powered offense, there's something wrong.
Maryland - All of your wins have come by 6 or less - at some point (against either BC or Wake), your luck will run out.
Notre Dame - Going for the Commander-in-Chief trophy this weekend against Army. Notre Dame, why do you hate America?
Duke - You suck so bad, you probably can't beat hurt Reggie either.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Bowl Predictions, Week 5
Thanks to Texas, Auburn, and Cal, these are especially confused rankings.
I see a OSU-USC title game at this point, which is hilariously what I had the first two weeks I did this. Why Rutgers in the Rose? Well, with Cal's loss, the only way they make the Rose now is by beating USC, so I had to use another team. I figured that an undefeated Rutgers might be attractive enough for the Rose. I would've put Florida there, but this year the bowls have actual tie-ins again and therefore Florida is tied to the Sugar unless they make it to the BCS title game. Notre Dame was also attractive, but they've already played Michigan this year.
I still don't want to predict GT into the Orange Bowl, and could see them falling as far as the Gator. Also, check out Miami and FSU, the darlings of the ACC. (Whoops!) Despite what everyone thinks, Wake has the inside track to win their division.
Not much else to say. The picture will be clearer after this weekend, at least a little.
The BCS Survives Again
Then, the unthinkable happened: three of the teams in the top ten of the BCS standings lost to unranked opponents.
First, Auburn was dominated at home by Georgia, whose 37-15 romp of the Tigers was a perfect storm of sorts. Stafford displayed confidence at quarterback, while Cox completed as many passes to Bulldogs as he did to Tigers (four to each group, out of twelve attempts). Auburn's defense, which my friend Kyle compared to a block of Swiss cheese, was finally exposed as hideous. Punter Kody Bliss had a serious off-day. Wide receiver Courtney Taylor led the Tigers in rushing with 51 yards. "It isn't good when your wide receiver is your leading rusher," said tailback Brad Lester. Agreed.
Later in the day, California fell at Arizona, 20-24. The Bears outproduced the Wildcats 356-262, but three California turnovers and two fourth-down conversions by Arizona made the upset possible. I never thought California was all that amazing, but to see them fall like this is a bit surprising. Perhaps there is more parity in the Pac-10 than SEC fans like myself give it credit for. (What am I thinking? Of course not.) At Kansas State, another Wildcats team upset Texas. On the Longhorns' first drive, star freshman quarterback Colt McCoy was injured underneath a pile of players. Unfortunately for Texas, the Longhorns' defense couldn't slow down the Wildcats enough for the offense to outscore them.
Basically, these three upsets of major teams were a huge break for the BCS, which should be renamed "Benefits from Chaotic Seasons". Barring a rematch of the Big Ten Championship, six teams now have a reasonable chance of reaching Arizona in January: USC, Florida, Notre Dame, Rutgers, Arkansas, and West Virginia. What's amazing is that all six of those teams will play one of the others by the end of the season, simplifying the BCS headache. What's ridiculous is that USC is ranked above Florida and Rutgers is ranked above Arkansas.
I'll be back by Tuesday night with my terribly uninformed game predictions for the next two weeks. Until then, please write angry emails to the AP Poll voters for ranking USC #3.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
What the Heck Is Going on Today?
Only Michigan and Ohio State are rolling right now. Can we just go ahead and let them play a best 2 of 3 for the national title? Man.
Friday, November 10, 2006
Collegiate Football Constests on the Television
That said, I hear they have some college kids tossing an oblate spheroid on TV this weekend, so let's get to it.
As always, time are eastern and coverage reflects game show on our cable network at GT. You mileage may vary (i.e., pretty sure Alabama is getting a different 3:30 ABC game).
Noon:
- Georgia Tech @ UNC (affiliate list): A Tech win here clinches a spot in the ACC title game and will mark the first time Tech has won more than 7 games in the Chan Gailey era. I'm moderately excited about this.
- Minnesota @ Michigan St. (ESPNU): I just don't really have anything funny to say about John L. Smith anymore.
- Wisconsin @ Iowa (ESPN): If things fall a certain way, Wisconsin could be looking at a BCS bid. Iowa's pretty much boned in that department though, and I'll leave it to Ehren to tell you why. ;)
- Cincinnati @ West Virginia (ESPN2): WVU looks to stay alive in the Big East race. Have to always like WVU at home, even if it is a day game.
- Georgia @ Auburn (affiliate list): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I'm sorry, that's me every time I remember Georgia's record against Vandy and Kentucky this year (0-2). When was the last time The Deep South's Oldest Rivalry was played on LF/JP Sports?
Also, here's a trivia question for you: Auburn has played Georgia 109 times. It has played only two other teams more than 80 teams, having played one 86 times and the other 82 times. Without looking it up (obviously), who were they? (Answer in the comments.) - Baylor @ Oklahoma St. (FSN): Why?
3:30:
- Miami @ Maryland (ABC): Will Miami be able to get up for this game? Or will they be fired up? They can still salvage their season and knock UMD out of contention in the Atlantic. But The Fridge seems to have recaptured some of the old magic...this game won't be middling. It'll be a blowout for UMD or a really tight game.
- South Carolina @ Florida (CBS): The Visor steps into the Swamp again. Unfortunately for him, he is going to be on the USC sideline. UF rolls.
- Kent St. @ VPI (EPSNU): Tin soldiers and Beamer's comin'...
Sorry, that was probably in bad taste. Nonetheless, VPI rolls. - Michigan @ Indiana (ESPN): A trap game if there ever was one. Indiana has looked decent at times this season. Michigan is essentially playing for the national title next week. But the maize and gold need to remember it's one at a time.
- Duke @ BC (ESPNU): People say ESPNU broadcasts games that wouldn't ordinarily be televised. Sometimes I wonder if that's really a good thing.
- Tennessee @ Arkansas (ESPN2): How was this not the 7:45 ESPN game? Lunacy. Auburn fans will be cheering like hell for Tennessee and LSU over the next few weeks. If Arkansas wins, they have the SEC West pretty much wrapped up. Since it's @Ark, I like them.
8:00: Wake Forest @ FSU (ABC): Ordinarily, this would look like an easy game for the 'Noles. Ordinarily. The ACC is just tops-turvy this year - usually UMD vs. UM and FSU vs. WF are expected to decided in favor of the teams from Florida.....
10:15: Oregon @ USC (FSN): If Oregon beats USC here, they give Cal a 2 game lead in the Pac-10, nearly clinching a Rose Bowl bid for the Bears.
Undefeated: The Big East? Big Deal!
Yes, it's impressive that Schiano's Knights held the powerful Brian Brohm-led Cardinal offense to 25 points overall and forced seven straight punts in the second half. However, one has to wonder how Louisville became the second-ranked offense in the country. Yes, Rutgers is 9-0, but how did they get there in the first place? The answer to both questions is the same: Rutgers, Louisville, and West Virginia haven't played anyone of consequence. Let's take a look at their schedules, shall we?
Rutgers' opponents have a collective record of 42-40, but their nonconference wins were over 1-8 UNC, 2-8 Illinois, 7-3 Ohio, and 3-6 I-AA Howard. The only respectable team they have played so far is Louisville. Louisville's opponents are 47-35 and played more teams from major conferences than the other two. Miami was considered a big win early on, but the Hurricanes don't look so good any more. So the Cardinals are left with big games against...Rutgers and West Virginia. West Virginia's opponents are 35-38, and the Mountaineers did handle 7-2 Maryland. However, Louisville is the only other team that is worthy of serious consideration.
Here's Chris Fowler praying that I wouldn't expose ESPN's defense of the Big East as unreasonable. Nice try, Chris.
Even if Rutgers had a halfway respectable schedule, I seriously doubt they could muscle their way to second place of the undefeated/one-loss heap. Texas A&M doesn't have the defense to stop Texas in Austin, and the Longhorns won't lose to the Big 12 North champion, either. Florida, Arkansas, and Auburn are in a weird SEC triangle that will produce at least one one-loss team. Since those four teams are all above Rutgers in the BCS standings, even a decisive victory at West Virginia couldn't put the Knights into the title game. And I didn't even mention the possibility of an Ohio State/Michigan rematch.
They haven't been as dominant in the ACC, but the departure of Miami, Virginia Tech, and Boston College left the Big East with nothing more than a few posers and a bunch of nobodies. If you look at their records, Rutgers, Louisville, and West Virginia don't look so great after all.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
BCS Shenanigans
Assume UF continues to run the table. Their current strength in the computers will keep them up and put them in the title game.
Assume the following auto-bids and at-large selection by the Rose:
Rose: USC/Cal winner vs. Michigan/OSU loser
Fiesta: Texas
Orange: ACC winner
Sugar: 2 at-large slots
The Sugar loses the #2 team (UF) to the title game, so they get the first two picks (they already had the first pick after the title-game compensation). Boise State (if they win out) and the Big East winner must be picked by someone. However, the Sugar would have a chance to match up Auburn and Notre Dame for the first time.
So the Orange gets the next pick. They take the Big East winner, and then the Fiesta gets stuck with Boise St.
There's a chance Notre Dame losing again would knock them out of the top 14, but I have my doubts about that.
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Bowl Predictions, Week 3, and more
Yup, that's right folks, Georgia Tech's basketball season begins this Friday against Elon. It won't be broadcast, but I'll be there - a great start to a hopefully great weekend.
In case you didn't know (which I doubt, considering the places this is linked to), Tech has a lot of lofty expectation this year. I've been told that our new PG, Javaris Crittendon, is the real deal (as in, he passes to people and doesn't turn the ball over all the time). Thad Young is, of course, also the real deal and we'll be lucky to have him after this season. The upside of being so young last year is that several of those guys are back this year, giving us what is now one of the most experienced squads in the conference.
I'm not sure what to expect, but it's sure a heck of a lot better than 11-17. I'll have a report Friday night as I put up the TV Guide.
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Just One More Week
Ohio State and Michigan both survived scares against much lesser opponents. Who would have thought that Illinois and Ball State could give the top two teams in the country a run for their money? The Buckeyes and Wolverines will probably pummel Northwestern and Indiana to make up for last weekend's embarrassment. In other Big Ten (Eleven?) news, Joe Paterno is still alive and well after being knocked over by a Nittany Lion receiver Saturday. If any complications do arise, Penn State won't need him to coach their weekend romp of Temple.
The Pac-10 is looking much more interesting than it has the last three years. If USC loses its first home game in a while to Oregon, then Cal can coast to the conference championship, win at USC or not. (I doubt 4-5 Arizona or 0-9 Stanford will pose any serious problems for the Bears.) The Big East is unsettled, too. Louisville beat West Virginia 44-34 in a battle of running and passing offenses. Hopefully, the Cardinals will lose to Rutgers this Saturday. If they don't, I'm praying for a Ohio State/Michigan rematch in January.
In the ACC, Maryland and Wake Forest pulled off rather exciting upsets against Clemson and Boston College, respectively. Although both are in the driver's seat of the ACC Atlantic Division, neither is guaranteed a trip to face Georgia Tech in December. The Terrapins and Demon Deacons have some work to do before their November 25 showdown. Maryland hosts Miami, then travels to Boston College. Wake Forest travels to Florida State before hosting Virginia Tech.
The ACC isn't the only conference with a weird divison race. Florida clenched the East with a win over Vanderbilt, since Tennessee lost twice and Georgia underwent self-destruction. This year's incarnation of the Oldest Rivalry in the South, the Auburn/Georgia game, is actually set to kick off at 11:30 AM Central. It's not even on CBS; it's on Lincoln Financial Sports. If that's not an indication of how bad Georgia is, I don't know what is. I'm hoping Auburn doesn't completely embarrass themselves by losing to the Bulldogs.
Elsewhere in the SEC, LSU is preparing to destroy Alabama in Baton Rouge. Last year, the Tigers went to Tuscaloosa and exposed the #3 Crimson Tide squad as overrated. This year, there's nothing to expose. (Losing to 3-7 Mississippi State makes your strength pretty obvious.) Tennessee goes to Arkansas to find out if the Razorbacks are really a new conference power. The Vols need to win to keep Auburn's SEC (and probably national) championship hopes alive. I bet Kenton $5 that Arkansas would lose the two games required for Auburn to win the West, so you know I'll be watching this game when I get out of Jordan-Hare.
Arkansas could have lost last weekend, but South Carolina threw away their chance. On the last play of the first half, two Gamecock defenders bounced a pass into the hands of Marcus Monk for a Razorback touchdown. Later, the Gamecock defense seemed unable to defend Monk, who might as well have had a target on his jersey whenever Casey Dick was in the pocket. Down 20-26 late in the fourth, Blake Mitchell began what looked to be a comeback drive, but a quick switch to zone by the Razorback secondary tricked him into throwing an interception.
Just one more week until the three week stretch of rivalries and conference championships begins. I'm excited to see how this season ends, and I think the finale will be worth the wait.
Monday, November 06, 2006
CFP, Week 11
This weekend, some repeat offenders have a chance at redemption. Michigan State, Clemson, Arkansas, Maryland, and Texas A&M have all tripped up the CFP, some more than once. Other teams, like Air Force and Florida State, seem doomed to fail once more. Those two were picked to beat Notre Dame and Wake Forest, respectively. Six teams are favored by ratings margins greater than sixteen points, the most gimmees I've had so far this season; Virginia Tech, Penn State, Washington, Nevada, Boston College, and Hawaii are all but guaranteed victories over their opponents.
Well, that's all I have for this week's CFP report. You can read the rest of this week's predictions at http://tito.asimweb.org/cfp/week11.html.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
On Notice!
West Virginia University - 6 turnovers in an ugly loss to Louisville? You're fast, but you have to play better than that to be #3.
Clemson University - Lost 2 straight to teams that GT has beaten - after they owned GT. More proof that the Transitive Property of Football is not true.
University of Iowa - You lost to North-freakin'-Western. Not just perennially overrated, now just plain bad.
University[sic] of Georgia - You lost to Kentucky! Wooooooo!
Wake Forest University - WF and GT are on a collision course for the ACC Championship Game - aka John Swofford's Nightmare. Just a little pre-emptive taunting to psyche them out ;)
Duke University - Now that basketball has started, no one in Durham has to watch this putrid team.
Guy Who Broke JoePa's Leg - In the Wisconsin-Penn State game, JoePa got hit when someone went flying onto the sideline. JoePa stayed around for a quarter before being carted off with a broken tibia. Hardcore for an old dude.
University of North Carolina - Repeat what I said about Duke, but replace Durham with Chapel Hill. You and Duke are next up on the GT hit parade.
Friday, November 03, 2006
This Weekend's Games That I Probably Won't See
Noon:
- Missouri @ Nebraska (ABC): Winner gets to lose to Texas in the Big 12 title game!
- UVA @ FSU (local ACC): Honestly, FSU has only gotten worse this season, while UVA has gotten better. Still, though, I've seen no evidence that UVA's quarterback can complete a pass to anyone, or that any of his receivers can catch a pass. So I like FSU here.
- Ball St. @ UMich (ESPNU): I can't come up with anything that explains why this game is being televised anywhere besides ESPN's deal with the Big Ten.
- Maryland @ Clemson (ESPN2): UMD needs a win in Death Valley to stay alive in their division's race. The odds of them getting said win, however, do not seem high.
- Baylor @ Texas Tech (FSN): Baylor's halfway decent again this year, thus continuing to cement their status as the Vandy of the Big 12 instead of the Duke of the Big 12.
2:30 - UNC @ ND (NBC): Notre Dame seeks to go 2-0 against the ACC this year....
3:30:
- Washington @ Oregon (TBS): Washington needs the win to try to get to a bowl, but the Ducks need it to stay alive in the Pac-10.
- LSU @ Tennessee (CBS): Game of the week right here, or it would be, if anything was actually riding on it. A LSU win here gives Florida some breathing room in the East, and a UT win gives LSU 3 conference losses.
- Purdue @ Michigan St (ESPNU): Well, since John L. Smith has already been fired, you can't really watch him try to get fired anymore. Can MSU rally behind their soon-to-be-departed coach? I wouldn't bet on it.
- Ohio St. @ Illinois (ESPN2): The non-hit parade continues! Can't OSU and Michigan just play and get it done with? Sheesh.
- Kansas St. @ Colorado (FSN): Why?!? In a way, I picked a good weekend to not watch games.
- Oklahoma St. @ Texas (TBS): Man, TBS had a full-slate of games today! Too bad they all suck.
- Georgia Tech @ NC State (ESPNU): Well, I'd watch this if I could, but oh well. I'm somewhat nervous about this - NCSU needs to win in order to have a chance at a bowl game, and I think the best thing Tech could do is sweep their last four games. Hopefully GT is focused and comes out ready to play after the huge win against Miami last week. If GT can win this game....yeah.
- Boston College @ Wake Forest (ESPN2): Probably the game with the most conference champion implications of the day. Yes, that's right folks, BC@WFU is probably the most important game of the day. (Don't worry, I also struggle with this notion.) Provided UMD loses to FSU, the winner of this game is in the ACC Atlantic driver's seat. I have to like BC here - Wake Forest is a good team, but they just have played anyone at all except for Clemson. (In fairness, WFU played Clemson a heck of a lot closer than we did. But they still lost.)
- USC @ Stanford (FSN): OH GOD WHY!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Stanford isn't just bad, they're horrible. The closest they've come this year was a 1 point loss to San Jose St. They haven't been within a touchdown of any of their other opponents. Is USC down? Sure. But Stanford is beyond down. Duke could probably beat them by a couple of scores, though of course Duke lost to a DI-AA team. Still, though, someone should figure out a way to those teams to play each other....
8:00 - VPI @ Miami (ABC): Well, this game isn't nearly as big of a deal as it used to be. I don't know who to go for here - unless both teams lose, a loss doesn't really help Tech since we beat both of them. Miami has the best chance to lose again after this, so I guess if they win it helps. Oh well.
That's all I got folks. It's unlikely the bowl predictions will be posted this weekend - I'd guess Tuesday at the earliest. Later.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Better Late than Never?
Because I wanted to spend time with Laura, I didn't watch many games this weekend. I did see Indiana's 46-21 (let's just admit it: 46-7) trouncing of Michigan State. The Spartans recently announced the end of the Smith era, which is understandable, considering his season-ending performances the past few years. I also got to watch the last five minutes of Oregon State's "upset" of USC. Laura and I were eating dinner with some of her friends during the second half, so I had to leave the table a few times to check the score online.
Like I predicted, USC did not going to go undefeated this season. Still, who would have guessed that their first loss would come so early? Here's hoping one or two (or three) of California, Oregon, and Notre Dame will deliver another loss to the Trojans. Vanderbilt-ed Georgia, another early loser, is still on track to make me look like a genius (or Captain Obvious). The Bulldogs lost a dogfight (literally: think "Smokey vs. Ugga") against Tennessee and a Florida game that was not as close as the final score. Now, Georgia has a week at Kentucky before being slapped around by Auburn and Georgia Tech.
The ACC: what is up with this now-whacky conference? Miami, then Virginia Tech, was the favorite to win last year's ACC, which was ultimately won by Florida State (who finished 5-3 in conference play). This year has been just as ridiculous. BC, Wake Forest, Maryland, and Clemson all seem to have a shot at the Atlantic Division title. Georgia Tech, after getting past NCState this weekend, should have an easy road to taking a 10-2 record into the conference championship. I guess I shouldn't complain. The ACC of the recent past is definitely more interesting than the decade beforehand, when Florida State never lost.
Virginia Tech plays Miami this weekend, and honestly, I'm not sure who to pick. This used to be the game that determined the Big East championship, but now it seems to determine who is the best decent team in the ACC Coastal Division. Larry Coker is basically done at Miami, but a decisive win against the Hokies could make his argument for continued employment a tiny bit more interesting. He'd probably have to win the rest of his games (at Maryland, at Virginia, Boston College) to keep his job, though.
This weekend is chalk full (what does that even mean?) of interesting conference matchups. West Virginia goes to Louisville to decide the Big East (until they both have to play Rutgers and Pittsburgh). Missouri goes to Nebraska to decide the Big 12 North. Oklahoma travels to College Station, where Texas A&M must win to have a shot at the Big 12 South. Arkansas goes to South Carolina to begin a three-game crusade for the SEC West. Tennessee hosts LSU, trying to keep their SEC East hopes alive. Boston College plays Wake Forest, and Maryland plays Clemson to bring the ACC Atlantic race into focus.
I'll end this week's sermon by addressing the question on everyone's mind: who will play for the national title on January 8? The Ohio State/Michigan winner looks like a lock for No. 1, but the No. 2 BCS spot is still up for grabs. A close loss by Ohio State could set up a rematch, but that seems unlikely. I'm guessing West Virginia, Louisville, Florida, Auburn, or Texas will face the Buckeyes in Arizona, and I don't think any of those teams would win. Thankfully, there is still a lot of football to be played (and watched) before then.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Which Hilariously Bad Coach is Next?
With three games remaining in another disappointing season, Michigan State has decided that John L. Smith will not return to coach the 2007 season.
Giving up 46 unanswered points to Indiana probably wasn't good for the ole job security.