On Notice!

Just gonna hit the highlights this week:
Auburn, Texas, and Cal - You all lost, ending any chance of playing for the title.
FSU - Losing by 30 at home to anyone is embarassing.
Offense in the SEC - When the Fightin' McFaddens of Arkansas are the closest thing you have to a high-powered offense, there's something wrong.
Maryland - All of your wins have come by 6 or less - at some point (against either BC or Wake), your luck will run out.
Notre Dame - Going for the Commander-in-Chief trophy this weekend against Army. Notre Dame, why do you hate America?
Duke - You suck so bad, you probably can't beat hurt Reggie either.