On Notice: Week 2 (Special Guest Edition!)

Well, I'm doing On Notice! this week. You're just going to have to deal with it.

1. "Da 'U'": When I wrote that I expected Oklahoma to win, I meant that Miami might actually bother showing up to Norman and give them a run for their money. Instead, Miami absolutely wilted. We now know for sure that neither of Miami's quarterbacks are any good and that Patrick Nix is still a terrible offensive coordinator.
2. Auburn University: Sorry Tito. This game was fascinating in that it seemed as though both teams were desperately trying to lose up until USF punched in the winning touchdown.
   
3. Keys: A recent article reminded me of a phenomenon that I really hate: students and spectators shaking keys. At Tech (and I imagine, most of the South) it symbolized the suggest that perhaps the opponent should being to warm up their busses. In the North (and places influenced by them, see Virginia Tech) it symbolizes a "key" play. Both uses are really terrible, and the former is just downright classless. Please stop doing it.
4. Green Bay Packers: You may be wondering why a NFL team is on here. I'll tell you why. Because there's a decent chance Jared Lorenzen is going to start at quarterback in place of the injured Eli Manning for the Giants Sunday. Jared was a staple of those awful Kentucky games on JP Sports back in The Day, and I find it pretty amazing he managed to actually stay at quarterback all these years instead of being moved to say, fullback. So, yeah, Packers, you better watch out.
5. Temple University: Temple confirmed their status as the worst team in major college football by getting blown out 42-7 in their MAC opener. And it wasn't a good MAC team either, it was perennial Bottom 10 contender Buffalo. Yeah.
   
6. Duke University: Duke continues on their quest for a second consecutive winless season, as they lost to probably the only ACC team they had a chance of beating, Virginia.
   
7. University of Michigan: On here until they win, which they have a fair chance of doing against fellow winless team Notre Dame in the Lame Duck Bowl this Saturday.
8. Boston College: 2 of the 5 teams in major college football without the word "University" in their official school titles meet in Atlanta this Saturday. I expect this to be our first real test of the year, but I'll save the specifics for Friday.