This Weekend in College Football: Week 10

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong.

Noon:

• Notre Dame @ Pittsburgh (ABC): This game is vastly more interesting than anyone would've predicted back in August, I'd say. That said, having watched both these teams play my team, I'm going with the Domers all the way.
• Vanderbilt @ Florida (ESPN): As James Earl Jones intoned when the Red October purposely steered into the path of that torpedo, "Mother of God".
• Duke @ North Carolina (ESPN2): This might be the most important edition of this rivalry to ever be played on natural grass. Again, having played (and lost to!) both these teams, I have to go with Carolina.
• Texas Tech @ West Virginia (FS1): It's not just the top of the Big 12 that's a puzzle right now, it's also the middle-to-bottom. That said, Texas Tech has generally acquitted themselves better over the Big 12 schedule and look primed to take this one.
• Pennsylvania State @ Northwestern (ESPNU): Don't look, but Penn State is 7-2. Actually, go ahead and take a look now because those seven wins are over nobodies and the schedule is horribly backloaded, with the Wildcats being the tip of the spear, followed by Michigan and Michigan State. 7-2 looks like it's about to become 7-5.
• Central Florida @ Tulsa (ESPNEWS): Central Florida continues their quest to be one of the most historically awful teams ever and look primed to lose to Tulsa.
• Kentucky @ Georgia (SEC): I don't buy the crisis over in Athens. I just don't. Lots of teams having down years that are worse than UGA's, and besides, it's not like they had a quarterback. Things look to be on the upswing starting here.
• Illinois @ Purdue (BTN): Yeah, so it turns out that Illinois is as bad as we all thought, it just took a while for them to realize it as well. Yeah, that's right, I'm going to take a 2-6 team over a 4-4 team, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
• Akron @ Massachusetts (CBSS): Akron will zip into the end zone early and often in this one.

12:30:

• North Carolina State @ Boston College (ACC): While BC's defense is legitimately stingy, they're just screwed if anyone can score, like, 10 points against them. Which NC State probably will.
• Syracuse @ Louisville (ACC): While I don't think they're going to win, I think the 'Cuse have generally exceeded expectations this year.

1:00: Stanford @ Colorado (Pac12): I feel like Stanford's offense is probably best described through a series of onomatopoeia. Words like "pow!", "bam!", etc.

3:00: Virginia @ Miami (ACC/RSN): I refuse to believe Miami will lose this game. I won't accept it. Though it's odd that Virginia will play two teams in a row coming off miracle, last-second wins. Perhaps they'll get two let-downs in a row?

3:30:

• Florida State @ Clemson (ABC): I have zero problems with Clemson being #1 in the meaningless first edition of the college playoff rankings. For starters, they're meaningless at this point. Also, I think Clemson really is that good. FSU is good, but they have a lot of issues, especially on their offensive line. Unlike us, Clemson's defensive line doesn't need to have the game of their lives, they just need to have a normal day at the office and they should be able to shut FSU down.
• Texas Christian @ Oklahoma State (FOX): Oklahoma State is undefeated, but it seems a flimsy sort of undefeated, as though it shouldn't really count. I've got TCU all the way here.
• Arkansas @ Mississippi (CBS): After a two game respite, it's back to the grind for Bert and company. By which I mean they're going to lose badly.
• Iowa @ Indiana (ESPN): Iowa is also a puzzling undefeated team, but they remain safe for now.
• Cincinnati @ Houston (ESPN2): Speaking of undefeated teams, this could be a really fun undercard. I like Houston here.
• Arizona State @ Washington State (FS1): I'm going with Wazzou because, well, why the hell not?
• Army @ Air Force (ESPNU): I'm going to go ahead and say that Army does not look like a huge favorite to regain the Command-in-Chief's trophy this year.
• Utah State @ New Mexico (CBSS): The Lobos are actually not awful this year, but these Aggies are still better.
• Rutgers @ Michigan (BTN): Michigan rolls.

4:00:

• Connecticut @ Temple (ESPNEWS): Temple vs. Memphis is in two weeks, don't screw it up, Owls.
• South Carolina @ Tennessee (SEC): Two programs, opposite directions. The Vols look good in this one.

4:30: California-Los Angeles @ Oregon State (Pac12): It's been a frustrating year for Bruin fans, but this game and their next look very winnable, and they still have a pretty good shot at the Pac-12 South title.

7:00:

• Michigan State @ Nebraska (ESPN): Sparty shouldn't have too many problems in this one.
• Navy @ Memphis (ESPN2): This is probably the highlight of the "bridge" games to the LSU-Alabama game. Navy should figure to give Memphis fits, but the Tigers have the offense to keep up. I suspect Navy will find themselves outmanned in the second half.
• Iowa State @ Oklahoma (ESPNU): The Sooners should continue their quest to play spoiler in the Big 12.

7:30:

• Utah @ Washington (FOX): I still like the Utes well enough to beat UDub, but I'm not sure about the rest of their schedule.
• Auburn @ Texas A&M (SEC): I can't think of any other team that more epitomizes the "boom" and "bust" cycle of college athletics than Auburn.
• South Florida @ East Carolina (CBSS): ECU should(?) be able to handle this one.

8:00

• Louisiana State @ Alabama (CBS): So this one is tough. That said, I still think Alabama has the defense to stop LSU, and while it's happened before, I think Alabama has the advantage in a low scoring game at home.
• Minnesota @ Ohio State (ABC): Even without their nominal starter, the Buckeyes should be able to handle this one.

10:30

• Arizona @ Southern California (ESPN): The resurgent Trojans figure to handle this one easily.
• California @ Oregon (ESPN2): This might be the toughest pick of the day. I'm going with Cal based purely on gut.